SOUTHERN POLICE...

Those Southerners have a way with words!



These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

THE KING'S SPEECH...

If there is anyone who cannot see through the politics of this debacle,
they do need to be pittied.

July 27, 2011
The King’s Speech
By Monica Crowley


Some thoughts on President Obama’s speech to the nation Tuesday night
on the debt crisis that he created:

1. He began by blaming President Bush (soooo 2008) on tax rates (which
he extended) and the prescription drug benefit entitlement (which he
supported). Cannot believe that he’s STILL blaming Bush. Did someone
forget to change his batteries? Are his speechwriters just too busy
playing shirtless beer pong? Or is he really that petty in his
obsession with throwing his predecessor down the stairs?



2. Says he: “I won’t bore you with the details of every plan or
proposal.” Because HE has neither a plan nor a proposal.

3. He talks about spending cuts as if he actually intends to follow
through on them. LOL. What a shameless liar.

4. STILL pushing tax hikes?? Spoken like a true deaf, dumb, and blind
wealth redistributing ideologue. The ONLY person in Washington still
gassing around about tax increases is Barack Obama.

5. He unloads on the Republicans when he has NO PLAN of his own. That’s
not presidential leadership. That’s just playground finger-pointing.

6. STILL pounding “hedge fund” guys and “corporate jet owners?” Oh yes,
because they’re TOTALLY the root of the debt problem.

7. STILL lecturing us about how “millionaires and billionaires should
pay their fair share?” Not only are they major job creators, but they
already pay the VAST majority of federal income taxes. If he wants to
talk about “fairness,” why not discuss the 47% of Americans who pay NO
federal income tax AT ALL and thus have no skin in the game? Fairness,
my butt. Plus, according to Obama, you’re a “millionaire” if you make
$200,000 a year. Either he failed math or he’s a raging radical Marxist.

8. Says he: “Raising the debt ceiling was routine.” But he voted
AGAINST doing so in 2007.

9. STOP using the word “default!” There will be no such thing if no
deal is reached on or before the arbitrary date of August 2. The feds
take in about $175 billion a month. Debt service is about $25 billion a
month. I know he failed math, but gee whiz. Not only will there be no
default, there will be plenty of dough to cover Social Security,
Medicare, the military, and other essential services. Whenever he
fearmongers by invoking “default,” he’s lying.

10. He refers to the “dangerous game” of the debt negotiations. But the
true “dangerous game” has been his out of control spending and massive
expansion of government that are wholly unsustainable and bankrupting
America.

11. The class warfare BS is so anti-American as to be borderline
treasonous.

12. Last week, he told us that he wasn’t “even thinking about
re-election.” Set aside the nearly 40 fundraisers he has held/attended
for his re-election over the past few months. Last night, he delivered
a full-on campaign speech: political, partisan, and meant to persuade
voters, not Congress. Not thinking about his re-election?? He really
thinks we’re stupid.

13. He refers to achieving “a more perfect union.” Do you know what he
ACTUALLY means by that? He means changing America into a socialist
nation. That’s what he means by “more perfect.”

Read Number 13 again. That’s not only the most important point to take
away from his speech last night. It’s the most important point about
this psychotic Marxist’s presidency, period.

TO HOT TO HANDLE...

Spotted in Giddings, at 1:30 P .M. yesterday

SCARY VISUAL...

A very scary visual............................................



Another site to double click: http://www.wtfnoway.com/



This gives you a visual of the magnitude of our money situation – scary is not the word!

DEAR CONGRESS...

DEAR CONGRESS, We have unforeseen expenses that changed our financial position, and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we can come to a unified decision that fits all of our needs and interests, we will have to shut down our check book and will no longer be able to pay our taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow

DEAR MR. PRESIDENT...

Dear Mr. President; I heard you say you will not guarantee SS checks if the debt ceiling isn't raised. Why is it the scare always has to do with SS, Medicare, & our Soldiers Pay? Why not stop your pay, your staff, or Congress? Lets hold the paychecks of all house & senate members and see how fast they resolve this mess.

If you agree repost this & keep it going across the whole USA

ONE EVENING IN A BAR...

Having already downed a few power drinks, a beautiful young lady turns around and faces the fellow next to her looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your
place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it...

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"