George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they find a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars,
So Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
So she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil:
"Why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply"?
The devil smiles and replies,
"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call