A very prestigious cardiologist died, and
was given a very elaborate funeral by the
hospital he worked for most of his life...
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service as
all the doctors from the hospital sat in
awe. Following the eulogy, the heart
opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in
the beautiful heart forever..
At that point, one of the mourners just
-burst- into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I
was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm
a gynecologist.'
The priest fainted...
I really don't know in what direction this blog is going to go...So stay tuned and enjoy the ride...
Friday, December 31, 2010
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be dog goned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be dog goned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:
"Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug near my office, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
CLETUS AND BILLY BOB...
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere .
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T- shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
[Don't make me come 'splain this to you! ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T- shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
[Don't make me come 'splain this to you! ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]
STC (SENIOR TEXTING CODE)
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART...
Here's an example of telling it like it really is. Straight from the heart to the ear of the guilty.If we did more of this sort of communications maybe, just maybe the message would have gotten to Congress years ago.
I think this guy is upset.
Senator lan (Alan) Simpson Calls Seniors 'Greediest Generation'...
From a man in Montana ....who - like the rest of us - has just about had enough
Hey Alan,
Let’s get a few things straight…
1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS…
2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63)…
3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud…
4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN…
5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills…
6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money.
Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay of YOUR debt… To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU…
1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?
2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?
3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?
4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?
It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are “greedy”.
It is you and they who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers.
And for what? Votes.
That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.
And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.
I think this guy is upset.
Senator lan (Alan) Simpson Calls Seniors 'Greediest Generation'...
From a man in Montana ....who - like the rest of us - has just about had enough
Hey Alan,
Let’s get a few things straight…
1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS…
2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63)…
3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud…
4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN…
5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills…
6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money.
Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay of YOUR debt… To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU…
1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?
2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?
3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?
4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?
It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are “greedy”.
It is you and they who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers.
And for what? Votes.
That’s right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.
And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
STRONG PERSON...
A strong person knows how to keep their life in order. Even with tears
in their eyes, they still manage to say "I'm ok" with a smile. Send
this to a strong person. I just did. God is good. Change is coming. God
saw your sadness and said hard times are over. If you believe in Him,
send this to ten people including me. Watch what happens in thirty
minutes!
Be honest and send this to anyone who made you smile this year. :-) It
may surprise you how many you get back. Thanks for making me smile.
Live, Laugh, Love
in their eyes, they still manage to say "I'm ok" with a smile. Send
this to a strong person. I just did. God is good. Change is coming. God
saw your sadness and said hard times are over. If you believe in Him,
send this to ten people including me. Watch what happens in thirty
minutes!
Be honest and send this to anyone who made you smile this year. :-) It
may surprise you how many you get back. Thanks for making me smile.
Live, Laugh, Love
Sunday, December 12, 2010
SUETUBE...WTF
Interesting reading...Stay tuned for more at 5
Here's what the article says:
HIS no-hold-barred video blogs have won him thousands of followers on the social networking site YouTube.
But it was precisely this approach that has led to a legal fracas between Sunshine Coast blogger Peter Finn and a Brisbane hotelier.
"Youtuber" Finn has found himself in legal hot water following a day out with dozens of his fellow camera-wielding YouTube "stars".
The November 21 BrizTube event was meant to be the celebration of the year for Queensland's fraternity. But instead, it's left a South Bank hotel owner consulting lawyers after his establishment was panned online by Mr Finn, one of the event organisers.
The dispute is expected to be monitored by bloggers and business owners alike amid warnings of further such cases (So the author of this article is a fortune teller?)
It began when Mr Finn, a computer shop owner who posts video blogs under the name of "Fat Aussie Barstard (sic) [It's THE Fat Aussie Barstard] attacked the South Bank's Plough Inn in an expletive-packed post the day after the event accusing the staff of treating the group poorly.
They had been stopped from filming inside, with the staff saying it was against hotel policy.
Plough Inn owner Dave Argus said he was pursuing a defamation action saying the group had been treated no differently to other partons.
"They go on YouTube and think they are a law unto themselves and just carry on like that with no regards for consequences" Mr Angus said "Unfortunately they have run into us and we are going to nail them"
But Mr Finn has defended his attack saying he was in character
"Because it was a YouTube event, I was at that event and the Fat Aussie Barstard, But we were certainly well behaved" he said. "The Fat Aussie Barstard was voicing his opinion about what happened"
Australian Defamation lawyers principle Barrie Goldsmith said a number of disputes have sparked by information on social networking sites would intensify. He said the firm had clients who were hoteliers or tourism operators who had been attacked on internet sites, particularly YouTube.
But many were stopped from taking legal action by laws preventing corporations with more than 10 employee's from suing, he said.
Written by Kelmeny Fraser
http://dailybooth.com/dct/11067368
Here's what the article says:
HIS no-hold-barred video blogs have won him thousands of followers on the social networking site YouTube.
But it was precisely this approach that has led to a legal fracas between Sunshine Coast blogger Peter Finn and a Brisbane hotelier.
"Youtuber" Finn has found himself in legal hot water following a day out with dozens of his fellow camera-wielding YouTube "stars".
The November 21 BrizTube event was meant to be the celebration of the year for Queensland's fraternity. But instead, it's left a South Bank hotel owner consulting lawyers after his establishment was panned online by Mr Finn, one of the event organisers.
The dispute is expected to be monitored by bloggers and business owners alike amid warnings of further such cases (So the author of this article is a fortune teller?)
It began when Mr Finn, a computer shop owner who posts video blogs under the name of "Fat Aussie Barstard (sic) [It's THE Fat Aussie Barstard] attacked the South Bank's Plough Inn in an expletive-packed post the day after the event accusing the staff of treating the group poorly.
They had been stopped from filming inside, with the staff saying it was against hotel policy.
Plough Inn owner Dave Argus said he was pursuing a defamation action saying the group had been treated no differently to other partons.
"They go on YouTube and think they are a law unto themselves and just carry on like that with no regards for consequences" Mr Angus said "Unfortunately they have run into us and we are going to nail them"
But Mr Finn has defended his attack saying he was in character
"Because it was a YouTube event, I was at that event and the Fat Aussie Barstard, But we were certainly well behaved" he said. "The Fat Aussie Barstard was voicing his opinion about what happened"
Australian Defamation lawyers principle Barrie Goldsmith said a number of disputes have sparked by information on social networking sites would intensify. He said the firm had clients who were hoteliers or tourism operators who had been attacked on internet sites, particularly YouTube.
But many were stopped from taking legal action by laws preventing corporations with more than 10 employee's from suing, he said.
Written by Kelmeny Fraser
http://dailybooth.com/dct/11067368
BISCUIT AND A LIFE LESSON...
Biscuit & a life lesson..
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.
I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your mamma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things... And imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries and other things just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years is that learning you accept each others faults - and choosing to celebrate each others differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. That's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the difficult parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burned biscuit isn't a deal-breaker! We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own." So... please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burned one will do just fine! And please pass this along to someone who has enriched your life... I just did. Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.
I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your mamma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things... And imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries and other things just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years is that learning you accept each others faults - and choosing to celebrate each others differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. That's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the difficult parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burned biscuit isn't a deal-breaker! We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own." So... please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burned one will do just fine! And please pass this along to someone who has enriched your life... I just did. Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
Friday, December 3, 2010
ONLY 31 WORDS...
This should be Posted in every school in the " USA"
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT
STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND
JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Isn't life strange?
I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism.
If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians banned from praying in public and erecting religious displays on their holy days?
What happened to our National Day of Prayer? Obama says we can't have that, yet Muslims are allowed to block off Madison Ave. in N. Y. and pray in the middle of the street!
http://www.truthorfiction.com/images/NYCMUSLIMSPRAY2.jpg
Tell me again, whose country is this? Ours or the Muslims?
I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.
Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God! We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance.
I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe!
If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT
STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND
JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Isn't life strange?
I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism.
If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians banned from praying in public and erecting religious displays on their holy days?
What happened to our National Day of Prayer? Obama says we can't have that, yet Muslims are allowed to block off Madison Ave. in N. Y. and pray in the middle of the street!
http://www.truthorfiction.com/images/NYCMUSLIMSPRAY2.jpg
Tell me again, whose country is this? Ours or the Muslims?
I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.
Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God! We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance.
I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe!
If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
JEFF FOXYWORHTY ON MUSLIMS...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2.You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim
TYRONE...
Tyrone applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Detroit.
A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Tyrone and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the white guy the job."
Tyrone, "What 'cho mean, why you be doing that, you be racist? We both got 19 questions right? This is Detroit and I be Black, I should get the job."
Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."
Tyrone said, "Tell me how would one wrong answer be better than another?"
Manager, "Simple, On question number 7 the white guy wrote down, 'I don’t know.'
You put down, ‘Neither do I’."
A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Tyrone and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the white guy the job."
Tyrone, "What 'cho mean, why you be doing that, you be racist? We both got 19 questions right? This is Detroit and I be Black, I should get the job."
Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."
Tyrone said, "Tell me how would one wrong answer be better than another?"
Manager, "Simple, On question number 7 the white guy wrote down, 'I don’t know.'
You put down, ‘Neither do I’."
OLD GUYS...
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "It doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "It doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
3 LOGGERS...
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska .
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go Sarah' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go Sarah' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
YEARLY DEMENTIA TEST...
It's time for your yearly Dementia test.
Our Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something
else..
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto
World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green
bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4 Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales .
In London ,17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven .
Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
Our Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something
else..
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto
World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green
bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4 Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales .
In London ,17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven .
Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
TAKING PLACE IN ENGLAND. ISLAM’S WORLD OF DOMINATION....
Here is the link...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7z-_RXWeA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7z-_RXWeA
TOLERANCE...
I am truly perplexed that so many are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs and other establishments be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) The Turban Cowboy.
The other will be a topless bar called You Mecca Me Hot.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that have an open bar-b-que pork rib restaurant called Iraq o' Ribs.
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. It will be called Victoria Has No Secrets .
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an adult toy shop called Kor-anal Knowledge, its name in flashing neon lights,
On the other side a liquor store, maybe call it Mohammered.
Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance, too! What a wonderful world it would be.
Problem solved. If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on. Please let me know what you think.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs and other establishments be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) The Turban Cowboy.
The other will be a topless bar called You Mecca Me Hot.
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that have an open bar-b-que pork rib restaurant called Iraq o' Ribs.
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. It will be called Victoria Has No Secrets .
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an adult toy shop called Kor-anal Knowledge, its name in flashing neon lights,
On the other side a liquor store, maybe call it Mohammered.
Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance, too! What a wonderful world it would be.
Problem solved. If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on. Please let me know what you think.
BARBER SHOP...
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up in the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Obama was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks -- my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you sir?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead! My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Obama was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks -- my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you sir?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead! My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
$823, 200 DOLLARS ON HOW TO WASH A DICK...
Sep 14 2010
Feds spent $800,000 of economic stimulus on African genital-washing program
CNS News - by Matt Cover
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.
The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.
“NIH Announces the Availability of Recovery Act Funds for Competitive Revision Applications,” the grant abstract states. “We propose to evaluate the feasibility of a post-coital genital hygiene study among men unwilling to be circumcised in Orange Farm, South Africa.”
Because AIDS researchers have been unsuccessful in convincing most adult African men to undergo circumcision, the UCLA study proposes to determine whether researchers can develop an after-sex genitalia-washing regimen that they can then convince uncircumcised African men to follow.
“The aim of the proposed feasibility study is to evaluate the feasibility and acceptability of a post-coital male genital hygiene procedure, which participants will be asked to practice immediately post-coitus or at least 12 hours after,” reads the abstract.
Entitled “Community-Based HIV VCT: South Africa,” the name of the broader umbrella project, the program plans to test how well received the penis-washing regimen is among South African men.
If most of the men in the study wash their genitals after sex, are willing to do so after the study ends, and report that their partners accept the regimen, the researchers will develop another study to see if the “penile cleansing procedure” actually works to prevent HIV infections.
“If we find that men are able to practice consistent washing practices after sex, we will plan to test whether this might protect men from becoming HIV infected in a later study,” the grant says.
The study’s lead investigator Dr. Thomas J. Coates was the fourth highest-funded researcher in the country in 2002 and is currently conducting HIV research on three continents.
CNSNews.com asked both Coates and NIMH the following question: “The Census Bureau says the median household income in the United States is $52,000. How would you explain to the average American mom and dad -- who make $52,000 per year -- that taxing them to pay for this grant was justified?”
Coates, who was unavailable for comment, directed CNSNews.com to ask grant-related questions of his assistant, Darya Freedman, who did not respond.
The NIMH also declined to respond to CNSNews.com’s question.
Feds spent $800,000 of economic stimulus on African genital-washing program
CNS News - by Matt Cover
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.
The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.
“NIH Announces the Availability of Recovery Act Funds for Competitive Revision Applications,” the grant abstract states. “We propose to evaluate the feasibility of a post-coital genital hygiene study among men unwilling to be circumcised in Orange Farm, South Africa.”
Because AIDS researchers have been unsuccessful in convincing most adult African men to undergo circumcision, the UCLA study proposes to determine whether researchers can develop an after-sex genitalia-washing regimen that they can then convince uncircumcised African men to follow.
“The aim of the proposed feasibility study is to evaluate the feasibility and acceptability of a post-coital male genital hygiene procedure, which participants will be asked to practice immediately post-coitus or at least 12 hours after,” reads the abstract.
Entitled “Community-Based HIV VCT: South Africa,” the name of the broader umbrella project, the program plans to test how well received the penis-washing regimen is among South African men.
If most of the men in the study wash their genitals after sex, are willing to do so after the study ends, and report that their partners accept the regimen, the researchers will develop another study to see if the “penile cleansing procedure” actually works to prevent HIV infections.
“If we find that men are able to practice consistent washing practices after sex, we will plan to test whether this might protect men from becoming HIV infected in a later study,” the grant says.
The study’s lead investigator Dr. Thomas J. Coates was the fourth highest-funded researcher in the country in 2002 and is currently conducting HIV research on three continents.
CNSNews.com asked both Coates and NIMH the following question: “The Census Bureau says the median household income in the United States is $52,000. How would you explain to the average American mom and dad -- who make $52,000 per year -- that taxing them to pay for this grant was justified?”
Coates, who was unavailable for comment, directed CNSNews.com to ask grant-related questions of his assistant, Darya Freedman, who did not respond.
The NIMH also declined to respond to CNSNews.com’s question.
Monday, November 1, 2010
DOLPHINS...
Take A Look At this Picture: What Do You See? Then Check the
Explanation That Follows! :
\
You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot
identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated
with such a scenario.
What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins
in the picture!
So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young
innocent child.. Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6
seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!
OK,
here's help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is
on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left h! ip, follow the shaded part down,
it's another one, and on his shoulder..
OH, SURE , you see them
NOW!!!!!!!
Explanation That Follows! :
\You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot
identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated
with such a scenario.
What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins
in the picture!
So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young
innocent child.. Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6
seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!
OK,
here's help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is
on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left h! ip, follow the shaded part down,
it's another one, and on his shoulder..
OH, SURE , you see them
NOW!!!!!!!
Friday, October 29, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
AN OBITUARY...
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his
wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I’m A Victim
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his
wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I’m A Victim
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
HEALTHCARE BILL READ...
A Constitutional Attorney Has Read the Entire H.C. Bill
Michael Connelly, Ret. Constitutional Attorney
Well, I have done it! I have read the entire text of proposed House Bill 3200: The Affordable Health Care Choices Act of 2009. I studied it with particular emphasis from my area of expertise, constitutional law. I was frankly concerned that parts of the proposed law that were being discussed might be unconstitutional.
What I found was far worse than what I had heard or expected.
To begin with, much of what has been said about the law and its implications is in fact true, despite what the Democrats and the media are saying. The law does provide for rationing of health care, particularly where senior citizens and other classes of citizens are involved, free health care for illegal immigrants, free abortion services, and probably forced participation in abortions by members of the medical profession.
The Bill will also eventually force private insurance companies out of business, and put everyone into a government run system.
All decisions about personal health care will ultimately be made by federal bureaucrats, and most of them will not be health care professionals. Hospital admissions, payments to physicians, and allocations of necessary medical devices will be strictly controlled by the government.
However, as scary as all of that is, it just scratches the surface. In fact, I have concluded that this legislation really has no intention of providing affordable health care choices.
Instead it is a convenient cover for the most massive transfer of power to the Executive Branch of government that has ever ccurred, or even been contemplated If this law or a similar one is adopted, major portions of the Constitution of the United States will effectively have been destroyed.
The first thing to go will be the masterfully crafted balance of power between the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of the U.S. Government. The Congress will be transferring to the Obama Administration authority in a number of different areas over the lives of the American people, and the businesses they own.
The irony is that the Congress doesn't have any authority to legislate in most of those areas to begin with! I defy anyone to read the text of the U.S. Constitution and find any authorit granted to the members of Congress to regulate health care..
This legislation also provides for access, by the appointees of the Obama administration, of all of your personal healthcare direct violation of the specific provisions of the 4th Amendment to the Constitution information, your personal financial information, and the information of your employer, physician, and hospital. All of this is a protecting against unreasonable searches and seizures.
You can also forget about the right to privacy. That will have been legislated into oblivion regardless of what the 3rd and 4th Amendments may provide...
If you decide not to have healthcare insurance, or if you have private insurance that is not deemed acceptable to the Health Choices Administrator appointed by Obama, there will be a tax imposed on you. It is called a tax instead of a fine because of the intent to avoid application of the due process clause of the
5th Amendment.. However, that doesn't work because since there is nothing in the law that allows you to contest or appeal the imposition of the tax, it is definitely depriving someone of property without the due process of law.
So, there are three of those pesky amendments that the far left hate so much, out the original ten in the Bill of Rights, that are effectively nullified by this law It doesn't stop there though.
The 9th Amendment that provides: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people;
The 10th Amendment states: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are preserved to the States respectively, or to the people. Under the provisions of this piece of Congressional handiwork neither the people nor the states are going to have any rights or powers at all in many areas that once were theirs to control.
I could write many more pages about this legislation, but I think you get the idea. This is not about health care; it is about seizing power and limiting rights...
Article 6 of the Constitution requires the members of both houses of Congress to "be bound by oath or affirmation to support the Constitution." If I was a member of Congress I would not be able to vote for this legislation or anything like it, without feeling I was violating that sacred oath or affirmation.. If I voted for it anyway, I would hope the American people would hold me accountable.
For those who might doubt the nature of this threat, I suggest they consult the source, the US Constitution, and Bill of Rights.
There you can see exactly what we are about to have taken from us.
Michael Connelly
Retired attorney,
Constitutional Law Instructor
Carrollton , Texas
Michael Connelly, Ret. Constitutional Attorney
Well, I have done it! I have read the entire text of proposed House Bill 3200: The Affordable Health Care Choices Act of 2009. I studied it with particular emphasis from my area of expertise, constitutional law. I was frankly concerned that parts of the proposed law that were being discussed might be unconstitutional.
What I found was far worse than what I had heard or expected.
To begin with, much of what has been said about the law and its implications is in fact true, despite what the Democrats and the media are saying. The law does provide for rationing of health care, particularly where senior citizens and other classes of citizens are involved, free health care for illegal immigrants, free abortion services, and probably forced participation in abortions by members of the medical profession.
The Bill will also eventually force private insurance companies out of business, and put everyone into a government run system.
All decisions about personal health care will ultimately be made by federal bureaucrats, and most of them will not be health care professionals. Hospital admissions, payments to physicians, and allocations of necessary medical devices will be strictly controlled by the government.
However, as scary as all of that is, it just scratches the surface. In fact, I have concluded that this legislation really has no intention of providing affordable health care choices.
Instead it is a convenient cover for the most massive transfer of power to the Executive Branch of government that has ever ccurred, or even been contemplated If this law or a similar one is adopted, major portions of the Constitution of the United States will effectively have been destroyed.
The first thing to go will be the masterfully crafted balance of power between the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of the U.S. Government. The Congress will be transferring to the Obama Administration authority in a number of different areas over the lives of the American people, and the businesses they own.
The irony is that the Congress doesn't have any authority to legislate in most of those areas to begin with! I defy anyone to read the text of the U.S. Constitution and find any authorit granted to the members of Congress to regulate health care..
This legislation also provides for access, by the appointees of the Obama administration, of all of your personal healthcare direct violation of the specific provisions of the 4th Amendment to the Constitution information, your personal financial information, and the information of your employer, physician, and hospital. All of this is a protecting against unreasonable searches and seizures.
You can also forget about the right to privacy. That will have been legislated into oblivion regardless of what the 3rd and 4th Amendments may provide...
If you decide not to have healthcare insurance, or if you have private insurance that is not deemed acceptable to the Health Choices Administrator appointed by Obama, there will be a tax imposed on you. It is called a tax instead of a fine because of the intent to avoid application of the due process clause of the
5th Amendment.. However, that doesn't work because since there is nothing in the law that allows you to contest or appeal the imposition of the tax, it is definitely depriving someone of property without the due process of law.
So, there are three of those pesky amendments that the far left hate so much, out the original ten in the Bill of Rights, that are effectively nullified by this law It doesn't stop there though.
The 9th Amendment that provides: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people;
The 10th Amendment states: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are preserved to the States respectively, or to the people. Under the provisions of this piece of Congressional handiwork neither the people nor the states are going to have any rights or powers at all in many areas that once were theirs to control.
I could write many more pages about this legislation, but I think you get the idea. This is not about health care; it is about seizing power and limiting rights...
Article 6 of the Constitution requires the members of both houses of Congress to "be bound by oath or affirmation to support the Constitution." If I was a member of Congress I would not be able to vote for this legislation or anything like it, without feeling I was violating that sacred oath or affirmation.. If I voted for it anyway, I would hope the American people would hold me accountable.
For those who might doubt the nature of this threat, I suggest they consult the source, the US Constitution, and Bill of Rights.
There you can see exactly what we are about to have taken from us.
Michael Connelly
Retired attorney,
Constitutional Law Instructor
Carrollton , Texas
PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE...
Georgia Department of Agriculture
Tommy Irvin, Commissioner
19 Martin Luther King Jr. Dr. SW
Atlanta, GA 30334
www.agr.georgia.gov
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 21, 2010
For information contact: Arty Schronce, Yao Seidu or Jackie Sosby at 404-656-3689
Africanized Honeybees Found in Georgia
Entomological tests have confirmed that Africanized honeybees were responsible for the death of an elderly man in Dougherty County last week. News reports say the man accidentally disturbed a feral colony of bees with his bulldozer and that he received more than 100 stings.
“This is the first record of Africanized honeybees in Georgia ,” said Agriculture Commissioner Tommy Irvin.
Africanized honeybees are a hybrid of African and European honeybees. Because of their extremely defensive nature regarding their nest (also referred to as a colony or hive), they are sometimes called “killer bees.” Large numbers of them sometimes sting people or livestock with little provocation.
The Africanized honeybee and the familiar European honeybee ( Georgia ’s state insect) look the same and their behavior is similar in some respects. Each bee can sting only once, and there is no difference between Africanized honeybee venom and that of a European honeybee. However, Africanized honeybees are less predictable and more defensive than European honeybees. They are more likely to defend a wider area around their nest and respond faster and in greater numbers than European honeybees.
Africanized honeybees first appeared in the U.S. in Texas in 1990. Since then they have spread to New Mexico , Arizona , California , Nevada , Utah , Oklahoma , Arkansas , Louisiana , Florida and now Georgia . Entomologists and beekeepers have been expecting the arrival of these bees in Georgia for several years. There has been an established breeding population in Florida since 2005.
Because Africanized honeybees look almost identical to European honeybees, the bees from the Dougherty County incident had to be tested to accurately ascertain they were the Africanized strain. The Georgia Department of Agriculture sent samples of the bees to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services which has the capability to do FABIS (fast African bee identification system) testing and the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture identification test (the complete morphometrics test) to confirm the bees’ identity.
Africanized honeybees are the result of an experiment that went awry in Brazil in the 1950s. Researchers were trying to create a honeybee better suited to tropic conditions. A few of the African bees escaped and began hybridizing with European honeybees. The hybrid “Africanized” honeybees (so named because they get their extremely defensive nature from the African honeybee) began colonizing South America and Central America, then Mexico and the U.S.
“ Georgia beekeepers are our first and best line of defense against these invaders. They are the ones who will be able to monitor and detect any changes in bee activity,” said Commissioner Irvin.
“The Georgia Department of Agriculture is going to continue its trapping and monitoring of bee swarms to try to find where any Africanized honeybees are,” said Commissioner Irvin. “We also want to educate people about what to do in case they encounter a colony of Africanized honeybees. Georgians can visit our website for more information. The University of Georgia Cooperative Extension Service has a publication on Africanized honeybees that is available online (http://pubsadmin.caes.uga.edu/files/pdf/B%201290_2.PDF) or at Extension offices.”
Here is more information from the Georgia Department of Agriculture:
Africanized Honeybees
· Are very defensive of their nest (also referred to as a colony or hive).
· Respond quickly and sting in large numbers.
· Can sense a threat from people or animals 50 feet or more from nest.
· Sense vibrations from power equipment 100 feet or more from nest.
· Will pursue a perceived enemy ¼ mile or more.
· Swarm frequently to establish new nests.
· Nest in small cavities and sheltered areas.
Possible nest sites may include empty boxes, cans, buckets, or other containers; old tires; infrequently used vehicles; lumber piles; holes and cavities in fences, trees, or the ground; sheds, garages and other outbuildings; and low decks or spaces under buildings.
General Precautions
· Be careful wherever bees may be found.
· Listen for buzzing – indicating a nest or swarm of bees.
· Use care when entering sheds or outbuildings where bees may nest.
· Examine work area before using lawn mowers and other power equipment.
· Examine areas before penning pets or livestock.
· Be alert when participating in all outdoor sports and activities.
· Don’t disturb a nest or swarm – contact a pest control company or your Cooperative
Extension office.
· Teach children to respect all bees.
· Check with a doctor about bee sting kits and procedures if sensitive to bee stings.
· Remove possible nest sites around home and seal openings larger than 1/8” in walls
and around chimneys and plumbing.
As a general rule, stay away from all honeybee swarms and colonies. If bees are encountered, get away quickly. Do not stand and swat as this will only invite more stings. If you are stung, try to protect your face and eyes as much as possible and run away from the area. Take shelter in a car or building, and do not worry if a few bees follow you inside. It is better to have a few in the car with you than the thousands waiting outside. Hiding in water or thick brush does not offer enough protection.
What to Do if Stung
· First, go quickly to a safe area.
· Scrape – do not pull – stingers from skin as soon as possible. The stinger pumps
out most of the venom during the first minute. Pulling the stinger out will likely cause
more venom to be injected into the skin.
· Wash sting area with soap and water like any other wound.
· Apply an ice pack for a few minutes to relieve pain and swelling.
· Seek medical attention if breathing is troubled, if stung numerous times or if allergic
to bee stings.
Don’t Forget!
Hives of European honeybees managed by beekeepers play an important role in our lives. These bees are necessary for the pollination of many crops. One-third of our diet relies on honeybee pollination.
People can coexist with the Africanized honeybee by learning about the bee and its habits, supporting beekeeping efforts and taking a few precautions.
Tommy Irvin, Commissioner
19 Martin Luther King Jr. Dr. SW
Atlanta, GA 30334
www.agr.georgia.gov
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 21, 2010
For information contact: Arty Schronce, Yao Seidu or Jackie Sosby at 404-656-3689
Africanized Honeybees Found in Georgia
Entomological tests have confirmed that Africanized honeybees were responsible for the death of an elderly man in Dougherty County last week. News reports say the man accidentally disturbed a feral colony of bees with his bulldozer and that he received more than 100 stings.
“This is the first record of Africanized honeybees in Georgia ,” said Agriculture Commissioner Tommy Irvin.
Africanized honeybees are a hybrid of African and European honeybees. Because of their extremely defensive nature regarding their nest (also referred to as a colony or hive), they are sometimes called “killer bees.” Large numbers of them sometimes sting people or livestock with little provocation.
The Africanized honeybee and the familiar European honeybee ( Georgia ’s state insect) look the same and their behavior is similar in some respects. Each bee can sting only once, and there is no difference between Africanized honeybee venom and that of a European honeybee. However, Africanized honeybees are less predictable and more defensive than European honeybees. They are more likely to defend a wider area around their nest and respond faster and in greater numbers than European honeybees.
Africanized honeybees first appeared in the U.S. in Texas in 1990. Since then they have spread to New Mexico , Arizona , California , Nevada , Utah , Oklahoma , Arkansas , Louisiana , Florida and now Georgia . Entomologists and beekeepers have been expecting the arrival of these bees in Georgia for several years. There has been an established breeding population in Florida since 2005.
Because Africanized honeybees look almost identical to European honeybees, the bees from the Dougherty County incident had to be tested to accurately ascertain they were the Africanized strain. The Georgia Department of Agriculture sent samples of the bees to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services which has the capability to do FABIS (fast African bee identification system) testing and the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture identification test (the complete morphometrics test) to confirm the bees’ identity.
Africanized honeybees are the result of an experiment that went awry in Brazil in the 1950s. Researchers were trying to create a honeybee better suited to tropic conditions. A few of the African bees escaped and began hybridizing with European honeybees. The hybrid “Africanized” honeybees (so named because they get their extremely defensive nature from the African honeybee) began colonizing South America and Central America, then Mexico and the U.S.
“ Georgia beekeepers are our first and best line of defense against these invaders. They are the ones who will be able to monitor and detect any changes in bee activity,” said Commissioner Irvin.
“The Georgia Department of Agriculture is going to continue its trapping and monitoring of bee swarms to try to find where any Africanized honeybees are,” said Commissioner Irvin. “We also want to educate people about what to do in case they encounter a colony of Africanized honeybees. Georgians can visit our website for more information. The University of Georgia Cooperative Extension Service has a publication on Africanized honeybees that is available online (http://pubsadmin.caes.uga.edu/files/pdf/B%201290_2.PDF) or at Extension offices.”
Here is more information from the Georgia Department of Agriculture:
Africanized Honeybees
· Are very defensive of their nest (also referred to as a colony or hive).
· Respond quickly and sting in large numbers.
· Can sense a threat from people or animals 50 feet or more from nest.
· Sense vibrations from power equipment 100 feet or more from nest.
· Will pursue a perceived enemy ¼ mile or more.
· Swarm frequently to establish new nests.
· Nest in small cavities and sheltered areas.
Possible nest sites may include empty boxes, cans, buckets, or other containers; old tires; infrequently used vehicles; lumber piles; holes and cavities in fences, trees, or the ground; sheds, garages and other outbuildings; and low decks or spaces under buildings.
General Precautions
· Be careful wherever bees may be found.
· Listen for buzzing – indicating a nest or swarm of bees.
· Use care when entering sheds or outbuildings where bees may nest.
· Examine work area before using lawn mowers and other power equipment.
· Examine areas before penning pets or livestock.
· Be alert when participating in all outdoor sports and activities.
· Don’t disturb a nest or swarm – contact a pest control company or your Cooperative
Extension office.
· Teach children to respect all bees.
· Check with a doctor about bee sting kits and procedures if sensitive to bee stings.
· Remove possible nest sites around home and seal openings larger than 1/8” in walls
and around chimneys and plumbing.
As a general rule, stay away from all honeybee swarms and colonies. If bees are encountered, get away quickly. Do not stand and swat as this will only invite more stings. If you are stung, try to protect your face and eyes as much as possible and run away from the area. Take shelter in a car or building, and do not worry if a few bees follow you inside. It is better to have a few in the car with you than the thousands waiting outside. Hiding in water or thick brush does not offer enough protection.
What to Do if Stung
· First, go quickly to a safe area.
· Scrape – do not pull – stingers from skin as soon as possible. The stinger pumps
out most of the venom during the first minute. Pulling the stinger out will likely cause
more venom to be injected into the skin.
· Wash sting area with soap and water like any other wound.
· Apply an ice pack for a few minutes to relieve pain and swelling.
· Seek medical attention if breathing is troubled, if stung numerous times or if allergic
to bee stings.
Don’t Forget!
Hives of European honeybees managed by beekeepers play an important role in our lives. These bees are necessary for the pollination of many crops. One-third of our diet relies on honeybee pollination.
People can coexist with the Africanized honeybee by learning about the bee and its habits, supporting beekeeping efforts and taking a few precautions.
HEALTHCARE...
From: Office of Dr. Martha Boone [mailto:mbadmin@bellsouth.net]
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:31 AM
To: 'Office of Dr. Martha Boone'
Subject: Healthcare
Dear Wonderful Patients,
This email is about the healthcare reform bill.
If you do not want to know my “opinions”, please delete this email now.
90% of my patients ask me what I think. 10% prefer to get their information from the media.
If you want to know what has actually happened to me, my family, and some of my patients, read on.
If you prefer to form your opinions without the input of your doctor, delete now.
There is MUCH “theory” out there about what the healthcare bill will and won’t do for Americans.
I actually took the nine hours to read it. I am VERY, VERY, worried about its content and what it will potentially do to American healthcare.
Let’s talk about what has actually come to pass, so far:
1. Our practice took a 32% pay cut from our most frequently performed procedure. (What small business can take an acute 32% pay cut and stay in business??)
2. Most of my patients who have been informed of their costs for healthcare for 2011 have experienced a 12%-17% increase in their premiums. NOBODY who is middle class has told me that their premiums went down.
My husband works for corporate America and the package that they sent us said,” Your healthcare costs are going up for 2011 directly related to the Healthcare bill.” They did not “sugar coat” it.
3. My tax man has informed me that not only will I pay more for the coverage for my employees, but I will be taxed (for the first time) on the insurance that I do provide for them. He is still in the process of evaluating the details, but he believes that my employees will be taxed (for the first time) on the health benefits that I provide for them. So, rising premiums, I’ll be taxed and they’ll be taxed.
4. The committee that the President has formed to make decisions about what will and won’t be paid for is composed of 95% PEDIATRICIANS. There is not one surgeon, specialist, or expert in the elderly. I cannot understand, at all, how a pediatrician is going to decide what a 65 year old urology patient needs and does not need. That part worries me enormously.
The make up of the committee, alone, leads me to conclude that the health of adults is taking a back seat in priority.
I don’t know about you, but a federal committee telling my doctor what can and can’t be done for me is pretty frightening, to me!
5. Many of my patients are having a harder time getting insurance. The phone calls from people who can’t get coverage has actually gone up.
6. I, personally, know of three medical students who have decided to drop out of med school and pursue other careers as they fear getting a very expensive education and being forced to be a “government” doctor.
7. I know of 19 doctors under 63 who have “quit”. Most of them just could not take the paperwork and decreasing reimbursement.
8. I know of 23 doctors who have stopped seeing Medicare patients due to poor reimbursement and an overwhelming amount of paperwork. The provisions in the healthcare bill will continue to decrease what we are paid and increase the paper work.
9. I have had 100’s of Medicare patients who cannot find a gynecologist who takes Medicare. I have 30-40 patients who have had trouble finding an internist who takes Medicare.
10. PERSONALLY, I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE SCENARIO IN WHICH THE HEALTHCARE BILL HAS IMPROVED THE LIVES OF ANYONE THAT I KNOW.
11. Many of my patients who run small businesses have told me that “they are waiting to hire based on what they see happen with healthcare. If their costs go up too much, they will not hire.” THAT REALLY WORRIES ME.
So, what do I think is going to happen? If we continue as we are, I believe that we are going to a “two tiered” system like they have in the rest of the world. I believe that healthcare for the bottom 10% of people (economically) will improve due to the bill. I think the middle class will see HUGE increases in what they spend in healthcare (both from premiums and from taxation and from loss of coverage for many items). I think the wealthy will have access to the same level of care that the middle class and the wealthy have always had in America.
I think that the Medicare patient is going to see less and less covered and that fewer and fewer doctors will be able to take Medicare.
I do not see any way that the healthcare costs of this nation are going down. I think we will be paying for healthcare instead of taking a vacation.
I think that the lower middle class will be forced into a lower level of care (government run healthcare) as the taxes go up and the premiums go up and the costs to businesses go up. They simply will not be able to afford insurance and a private doctor.
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT FOR AMERICA???
This is not the time to stay home on voting day. Get out and make your voice heard.
If any of you have had any direct impact to YOU, due to the healthcare bill, I’d like to know. Please only include stories of either positive or negative effects that have happened to you. I don’t need to hear any political theories of what might happen. The media has more than provided that information. I’d like to know of anything that has happened for certain, to YOU.
VOTE, VOTE, VOTE.
DR. BOONE
Gina M. Powell
Practice Manager
Martha B. Boone, M.D., LLC
960 Johnson Ferry Rd., Suite 245
Atlanta, GA 30342
404.705.8366 (phone) 404.705.8314 (fax)
Email: mbadmin@bellsouth.net
Websites: www.femaleurologist.com & www.recurrentuti.com
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:31 AM
To: 'Office of Dr. Martha Boone'
Subject: Healthcare
Dear Wonderful Patients,
This email is about the healthcare reform bill.
If you do not want to know my “opinions”, please delete this email now.
90% of my patients ask me what I think. 10% prefer to get their information from the media.
If you want to know what has actually happened to me, my family, and some of my patients, read on.
If you prefer to form your opinions without the input of your doctor, delete now.
There is MUCH “theory” out there about what the healthcare bill will and won’t do for Americans.
I actually took the nine hours to read it. I am VERY, VERY, worried about its content and what it will potentially do to American healthcare.
Let’s talk about what has actually come to pass, so far:
1. Our practice took a 32% pay cut from our most frequently performed procedure. (What small business can take an acute 32% pay cut and stay in business??)
2. Most of my patients who have been informed of their costs for healthcare for 2011 have experienced a 12%-17% increase in their premiums. NOBODY who is middle class has told me that their premiums went down.
My husband works for corporate America and the package that they sent us said,” Your healthcare costs are going up for 2011 directly related to the Healthcare bill.” They did not “sugar coat” it.
3. My tax man has informed me that not only will I pay more for the coverage for my employees, but I will be taxed (for the first time) on the insurance that I do provide for them. He is still in the process of evaluating the details, but he believes that my employees will be taxed (for the first time) on the health benefits that I provide for them. So, rising premiums, I’ll be taxed and they’ll be taxed.
4. The committee that the President has formed to make decisions about what will and won’t be paid for is composed of 95% PEDIATRICIANS. There is not one surgeon, specialist, or expert in the elderly. I cannot understand, at all, how a pediatrician is going to decide what a 65 year old urology patient needs and does not need. That part worries me enormously.
The make up of the committee, alone, leads me to conclude that the health of adults is taking a back seat in priority.
I don’t know about you, but a federal committee telling my doctor what can and can’t be done for me is pretty frightening, to me!
5. Many of my patients are having a harder time getting insurance. The phone calls from people who can’t get coverage has actually gone up.
6. I, personally, know of three medical students who have decided to drop out of med school and pursue other careers as they fear getting a very expensive education and being forced to be a “government” doctor.
7. I know of 19 doctors under 63 who have “quit”. Most of them just could not take the paperwork and decreasing reimbursement.
8. I know of 23 doctors who have stopped seeing Medicare patients due to poor reimbursement and an overwhelming amount of paperwork. The provisions in the healthcare bill will continue to decrease what we are paid and increase the paper work.
9. I have had 100’s of Medicare patients who cannot find a gynecologist who takes Medicare. I have 30-40 patients who have had trouble finding an internist who takes Medicare.
10. PERSONALLY, I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE SCENARIO IN WHICH THE HEALTHCARE BILL HAS IMPROVED THE LIVES OF ANYONE THAT I KNOW.
11. Many of my patients who run small businesses have told me that “they are waiting to hire based on what they see happen with healthcare. If their costs go up too much, they will not hire.” THAT REALLY WORRIES ME.
So, what do I think is going to happen? If we continue as we are, I believe that we are going to a “two tiered” system like they have in the rest of the world. I believe that healthcare for the bottom 10% of people (economically) will improve due to the bill. I think the middle class will see HUGE increases in what they spend in healthcare (both from premiums and from taxation and from loss of coverage for many items). I think the wealthy will have access to the same level of care that the middle class and the wealthy have always had in America.
I think that the Medicare patient is going to see less and less covered and that fewer and fewer doctors will be able to take Medicare.
I do not see any way that the healthcare costs of this nation are going down. I think we will be paying for healthcare instead of taking a vacation.
I think that the lower middle class will be forced into a lower level of care (government run healthcare) as the taxes go up and the premiums go up and the costs to businesses go up. They simply will not be able to afford insurance and a private doctor.
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT FOR AMERICA???
This is not the time to stay home on voting day. Get out and make your voice heard.
If any of you have had any direct impact to YOU, due to the healthcare bill, I’d like to know. Please only include stories of either positive or negative effects that have happened to you. I don’t need to hear any political theories of what might happen. The media has more than provided that information. I’d like to know of anything that has happened for certain, to YOU.
VOTE, VOTE, VOTE.
DR. BOONE
Gina M. Powell
Practice Manager
Martha B. Boone, M.D., LLC
960 Johnson Ferry Rd., Suite 245
Atlanta, GA 30342
404.705.8366 (phone) 404.705.8314 (fax)
Email: mbadmin@bellsouth.net
Websites: www.femaleurologist.com & www.recurrentuti.com
Sunday, October 24, 2010
IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS...
READ CAREFULLY...........
This is so "Unbelievable"....
In Houston, Texas
Harwin Central Mall: The very first store that you come to when you walk from
the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their
door. The shop is run by Muslims.
In case you are not able to read the sign below, it says
"We will be closed on Friday, September 11, 2009 to
commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali"
Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers.
Nice huh?
Try telling me we're not in a
Religious war!
This is so "Unbelievable"....
In Houston, Texas
Harwin Central Mall: The very first store that you come to when you walk from
the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their
door. The shop is run by Muslims.
In case you are not able to read the sign below, it says
"We will be closed on Friday, September 11, 2009 to
commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali"
Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers.
Nice huh?
Try telling me we're not in a
Religious war!
NEW AMERICAN SYMBOL...
SKUNK
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as a new symbol of
the American Presidency. It is half black, half white
and everything it does stinks like shit!
THE IRISH HALFWIT...
A man owned a small farm in Ireland. The Irish Internal Revenue determined
he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the investigator.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three
years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board."
"Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He
pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday
night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the investigator.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three
years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board."
"Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He
pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday
night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
REAL ESTATE SALES TAX TO GO INTO EFFECT 2013 (Part of HC Bill)
Another Obama Nightmare
Did you know that if you sell your house after 2012 you will pay a 3.8% sales tax on it?
That's $3,800 on a $100,000 home etc.
When did this happen? It's in the healthcare bill. Just thought you should know.
SALES TAX TO GO INTO EFFECT 2013 (Part of HC Bill)
REAL ESTATE SALES TAX
So, this is "change you can believe in"?
Under the new health care bill - did you know that all real estate transactions will be subject to a 3.8% Sales Tax? The bulk of these new taxes don't kick in until 2013 (presumably after obama's re-election).
You can thank Nancy, Harry and Barack and your local Democrat Congressman for this one.
If you sell your $400,000 home, there will be a $15,200 tax.
This bill is set to screw the retiring generation who often downsize their homes.
Is this Hope & Change great or what?
Does this stuff makes your November and 2012 votes more important?
Oh, you weren't aware this was in the obamacare bill? Guess what, you
aren't alone. There are more than a few members of Congress that aren't
aware of it either (result of clandestine midnight voting for huge bills
they've never read). AND, there are a few other surprises lurking.
Why am I sending you this? The same reason I hope you forward this to
every single person in your address book.
People have the right to know the truth because an election is coming in
November!
Did you know that if you sell your house after 2012 you will pay a 3.8% sales tax on it?
That's $3,800 on a $100,000 home etc.
When did this happen? It's in the healthcare bill. Just thought you should know.
SALES TAX TO GO INTO EFFECT 2013 (Part of HC Bill)
REAL ESTATE SALES TAX
So, this is "change you can believe in"?
Under the new health care bill - did you know that all real estate transactions will be subject to a 3.8% Sales Tax? The bulk of these new taxes don't kick in until 2013 (presumably after obama's re-election).
You can thank Nancy, Harry and Barack and your local Democrat Congressman for this one.
If you sell your $400,000 home, there will be a $15,200 tax.
This bill is set to screw the retiring generation who often downsize their homes.
Is this Hope & Change great or what?
Does this stuff makes your November and 2012 votes more important?
Oh, you weren't aware this was in the obamacare bill? Guess what, you
aren't alone. There are more than a few members of Congress that aren't
aware of it either (result of clandestine midnight voting for huge bills
they've never read). AND, there are a few other surprises lurking.
Why am I sending you this? The same reason I hope you forward this to
every single person in your address book.
People have the right to know the truth because an election is coming in
November!
NEED WASHING...
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence.. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target.
We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.
The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in 'Mom let's run through the rain,'
she said.
'What?' Mom asked.
'Let's run through the rain!' She repeated
'No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit,' Mom replied.
This young child waited about another minute and repeated: 'Mom, let's run through the rain,'
'We'll get soaked if we do,' Mom said...
'No, we won't, Mom.. That's not what you said this morning,' the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom's arm.
This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?
'Don't you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!'
The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn't hear anything but the rain...... We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes.
Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore
what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.
'Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. If GOD let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing,' Mom said.
Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.
And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.
Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories...So, don't forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season
and a time to every purpose under heaven.
I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to also send it to the person who sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them..
If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry.
Take the time to live!!!
Keep in touch with your friends, you never know when you'll need each other -- and don't forget to run in the rain!
We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.
The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in 'Mom let's run through the rain,'
she said.
'What?' Mom asked.
'Let's run through the rain!' She repeated
'No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit,' Mom replied.
This young child waited about another minute and repeated: 'Mom, let's run through the rain,'
'We'll get soaked if we do,' Mom said...
'No, we won't, Mom.. That's not what you said this morning,' the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom's arm.
This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?
'Don't you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!'
The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn't hear anything but the rain...... We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes.
Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore
what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.
'Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. If GOD let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing,' Mom said.
Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.
And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.
Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories...So, don't forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season
and a time to every purpose under heaven.
I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to also send it to the person who sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them..
If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry.
Take the time to live!!!
Keep in touch with your friends, you never know when you'll need each other -- and don't forget to run in the rain!
TIME SPENT WITH DAD
So you take your boy to a ball game...
Good father and son stuff right??
Male bonding, right??
You buy him hot dogs.
He sees the Home Team hit one over the wall!!!!
But......
Will he remember the time spent with you??
Will he remember the taste of the hot dogs???
Will he often think of the boomer home run??
Nah!!!!
What he will he remember is this?
Good father and son stuff right??
Male bonding, right??
You buy him hot dogs.
He sees the Home Team hit one over the wall!!!!
But......
Will he remember the time spent with you??
Will he remember the taste of the hot dogs???
Will he often think of the boomer home run??
Nah!!!!
What he will he remember is this?
TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES CHURCH...
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2010 13:37:48 +0000
In Mt. Vernon, Texas, Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their
building to increase their business.
In response, the local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from
expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week
before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the
ground.
After the bar burning to the ground by a lightning strike the church folks
were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer”, until
the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church "was ultimately
responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect
actions or means".
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or
any connection to the building's demise.
The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply
and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide
this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes
in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not."
True Story.
In Mt. Vernon, Texas, Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their
building to increase their business.
In response, the local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from
expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week
before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the
ground.
After the bar burning to the ground by a lightning strike the church folks
were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer”, until
the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church "was ultimately
responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect
actions or means".
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or
any connection to the building's demise.
The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply
and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide
this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes
in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not."
True Story.
NEW WAY OF STEALING...
New way of STEALING...
ESPECIALLY LOOK AT SCENE THREE...
Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting.
This is a new one. People sure stay busy
Trying to cheat us, don't they?
SCENE 1.
A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, 'Funny, I thought I locked the locker...
Hmm, 'He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order.
Everything looked okay - all cards were in place...
A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000!
He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make
the transactions.
Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system and asked
if his card had been stolen...
'No,' he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep -
you guessed it - a switch had been made.
An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet.
The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards.
Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier,
he would have to pay the amount owed to them.
How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy?
$9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped?
Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell' with some credit card companies.
It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one!
============================
SCENE 2.
A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card.
The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along.
Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person.
He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.
She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man.
All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card.
No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology..
Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.
Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken
away for even a short period of time.
Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, 'assuming'
that it has to be theirs.
FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!
==========================
SCENE 3:
Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in.
I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking
Account.
The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as
he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.
While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialling.
I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture.
He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still
pressing buttons.
Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was
really going on.
It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing..
He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open.
About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved.
Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card.
Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened.
Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlour.
All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times.
Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't be careless.
Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card.
Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days.
JUST BE AWARE
Never let your card out of your sight.....check and check again!
Scary isn't it.....
ESPECIALLY LOOK AT SCENE THREE...
Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting.
This is a new one. People sure stay busy
Trying to cheat us, don't they?
SCENE 1.
A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, 'Funny, I thought I locked the locker...
Hmm, 'He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order.
Everything looked okay - all cards were in place...
A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000!
He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make
the transactions.
Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system and asked
if his card had been stolen...
'No,' he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep -
you guessed it - a switch had been made.
An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet.
The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards.
Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier,
he would have to pay the amount owed to them.
How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy?
$9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped?
Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell' with some credit card companies.
It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one!
============================
SCENE 2.
A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card.
The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along.
Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person.
He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.
She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man.
All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card.
No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology..
Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.
Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken
away for even a short period of time.
Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, 'assuming'
that it has to be theirs.
FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION!
==========================
SCENE 3:
Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in.
I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking
Account.
The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as
he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.
While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialling.
I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture.
He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still
pressing buttons.
Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was
really going on.
It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing..
He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open.
About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved.
Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card.
Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened.
Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlour.
All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times.
Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't be careless.
Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card.
Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days.
JUST BE AWARE
Never let your card out of your sight.....check and check again!
Scary isn't it.....
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN TRUTH AND FABRICATION...
Does he even know the difference between truth and fabrication?
Now Barack’s father served in WW ll
It must be true as Barack said it in a speech!ï
Is he a compulsive liar?
Were there no reporters who double checked these statements and called the party on this?
They did for everyone else. Why not him?
Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (Obama's father)
Born 4/4/36
Died 11/24/82 at the age of 46
He was 5 years old when WW 2 started, and less than 9.5 years old when it ended.
Lolo Soetoro (Obama's step father)
Born 1935
Died 3/2/87 at the age of 52
He was 6 years old when WW 2 started, and 10 years old when it ended.
One of these guys must have been the youngest Veteran in the war.
Watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv4jnlkxOaw
And the media doesn't say anything.
Now Barack’s father served in WW ll
It must be true as Barack said it in a speech!ï
Is he a compulsive liar?
Were there no reporters who double checked these statements and called the party on this?
They did for everyone else. Why not him?
Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (Obama's father)
Born 4/4/36
Died 11/24/82 at the age of 46
He was 5 years old when WW 2 started, and less than 9.5 years old when it ended.
Lolo Soetoro (Obama's step father)
Born 1935
Died 3/2/87 at the age of 52
He was 6 years old when WW 2 started, and 10 years old when it ended.
One of these guys must have been the youngest Veteran in the war.
Watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv4jnlkxOaw
And the media doesn't say anything.
DANGER OF VACATIONING IN MEXICO...
If she gets up...she's in deep trouble!
Just another danger of vacationing in Mexico!
Just another danger of vacationing in Mexico!
TOUGH YEAR...
It was a tough year, but I made it !!!
But not everyone is as lucky as I am.......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf..
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
But not everyone is as lucky as I am.......
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf..
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
BLIND COWBOY...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Well, no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Well, no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
BATS
This is very timely: the latest newsletter from
The Texas Gardener Seeds said: Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals. Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, and
bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are.
Need another reason?
Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal essential to the regeneration of forests.
Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures.
Here are three from the Bat Family .....
without the need for resorting to fiction.
Sucker-footed Bat
Red-Winged Fruit Bat
Left-Winged Ding Bat
So 2 out 3 Bats have a useful purpose!
The Texas Gardener Seeds said: Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals. Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, and
bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are.
Need another reason?
Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal essential to the regeneration of forests.
Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures.
Here are three from the Bat Family .....
without the need for resorting to fiction.
Sucker-footed Bat
Red-Winged Fruit Bat
Left-Winged Ding Bat
So 2 out 3 Bats have a useful purpose!
SEND IN THE CLOWNS: ROY BARNES, TYRONE BROOKS AND MALACHI YORK
Well - this is very long - but interesting -- too bad Nathan Deal chooses not to drag this up against Barnes -- Send it to everyone in GA that you know ---
Vote Early!
Send In The Clowns: Roy Barnes, Tyrone Brooks and Malachi York
by *Bill Knowles, Tuesday, October 12, 2010
The Republican Governors’ race of 2010 has been a wild and crazy ride for me. I have chosen not to write about it up until this point as to begin with I was very heavily involved with one campaign. That candidate lost in the primary and now the runoff is history, and I am supporting former Congressman Nathan Deal. Although I have worked for and with other candidates, each candidate has different ideas, platforms and personalities, but they all have one thing in common: In my opinion, they are all better for the people of Georgia than former Governor Roy Barnes. I do not say that half-heartedly or with reservation for a host of different reasons, but the one I have the greatest concern about I’ll be sharing with you in this column. Is it the Georgia flag that he rammed down the throats of Georgians? No. Is it the fact that Georgia was 50th in the nation in education during the Barnes Administration? No. The reason that I cannot even think about another four years of Roy Barnes in the Governor’s Mansion on West Paces Ferry has to do with one person that most Middle Georgians will remember very well: Malachi York, convicted child molester.
For those of you who don’t remember Dwight ‘Malachi’ York, I’ll give you a quick recap of his colorful life. (Much of this is taken from the book “Ungodly” by Bill Osinski, a former writer for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.) York moved to Eatonton in the early 1990’s and built the Nuwaubian compound called Tama-Re, flush with Egyptian-styled pyramids and armed security. Before leaving his home in New York, York had been a singer with the group Passion, a member of the Black Panthers, plead guilty to raping a 13-year old girl, spent three years in prison for assault, possession of a dangerous weapon and resisting arrest, and had been being convicted of getting a passport with a forged birth certificate. In 1997, York tried to add a nightclub called “Club Ramses” to his existing “empire” when, it was discovered that several building codes had been violated and that no one had obtained a building permit. The Nuwaubians were less than hospitable to the county’s building inspector Dean Adams to say the least. Adams in turn felt it necessary to ask Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills to join him in trying to enforce the code and talk to the builders of the Nuwaubian nightclub. Sills was met with the same hospitality. Eventually, the nightclub would open and Sills would end up shutting it down for the various code violations and an inspection by a fire marshal that deemed it a fire-trap. Let’s fast forward to 1999 when a hearing was set to enforce all of the codes and regulations that York either ignored or did not comply with in building Tama-Re. What would happen in the months and days preceding the court hearing were strange to say the least, especially since each weird event involved former Governor Roy Barnes.
In March of 1999 Sheriff Sills forwarded a letter to then Governor Barnes telling him the problems that he was having with York and the Nuwaubians and warned him about information he had collected about York while in New York prior to his move to Eatonton and wrote to the former Governor that “information we have obtained in the last several months is even worse.” Sills went on to report to Barnes that he believed that the Nuwaubians were trying “to racially divide the citizenry of this county.” He then went on to request a personal meeting with the Governor which fell upon deaf ears mainly due to the fact that Barnes was relying on State Representative Tyrone Brooks of Atlanta for his information regarding York and the Nuwaubians. In a 2007 interview Barnes’ chief of staff Bobby Kahn stated that Barnes was “taking his cues” about York from Brooks; and for good reason, as far as Barnes was concerned: Barnes won the African-American vote by a landslide when he was elected in 1998 and Brooks was one of his biggest supporters. Further, Brooks is and was extremely influential as he is the President of the Georgia Association of Black Officials as well as being a very active member of the Georgia Legislative Black Caucus and according to Brooks’ website “he works every day in the movement towards full political empowerment of African-Americans in the ‘American Body Politic’ trying to register and educate 600,000 unregistered African-Americans in Georgia.” I forgot to mention that Brooks was a very frequent visitor to Tama-Re as well as several GBI agents who used the facilities to fish. Sills would feel it unwise to relay any information to the GBI as he felt there would be leaks back to Brooks for this reason. I asked the former U. S. Attorney Max Wood who prosecuted York if he felt that Sills was justified in not involving the GBI. Wood wrote that “Sheriff Sills probably had the right hunch to keep the GBI out of the loop on this one. He apparently feared that Barnes would interject himself into an investigation at the behest of Brooks. We will never know what might have happened.” (Brooks would later write in an article in the June 22, 2002 issue of The Macon Telegraph, that Sills’ conduct as a law enforcement agent was “insulting and disgraceful” yet told how much of a pleasure it was to work with the Nuwaubians as they lived in “peace and harmony—no cussing, no fussing, no drugs, no alcohol, no tobacco products”. In the same article he would again slam Sills and presumably Max Wood when he writes that he is “tired of unscrupulous white politicians riding the wave of victory on the backs of minorities.” (He could have been talking about his buddy Roy Barnes. He also forgot that the only people being oppressed by York were African-Americans.) Instead of the cooperation from Governor Barnes that Sheriff Sills looked for, Sills was asked, “My God, Howard! Are you going to kill people over building permits?” It was clear to Sills that Barnes put politics over anything else. Apparently Barnes took the word of Brooks in lieu of the local Sheriff who had been investigating the situation. In a January 26, 2003 article in the Macon Telegraph, Sills called Barnes a “political whore”; and for good reason as explained in this article.
A court date was set for June 29, 1999 to decide the code violations and ordinances broken or ignored by the Nuwaubians and Malachi York. A few weeks prior to that, a group of “Georgia Rangers” showed up in Eatonton to help keep order if necessary. Their leader, “Major” Ed Coughenour, himself on parole from North Carolina for embezzlement, had a letter with him given to him by Representative Brooks that stated, “Indeed we are very concerned that county officials in Putnam are trying to force the Nuwaubians into a violent confrontation. Whatever your agency can do to convince the county to just let these people live in peace will certainly be in the best interest of Ga.” And it was signed by the Representative himself. Later, Coughenour and Brooks would have a face-to-face meeting in which Brooks told him that “a white cracker sheriff (is) messing with the Nuwaubians”, and then made it “very clear that the governor’s office was behind them,” meaning Coughenour’s Rangers. He then told Coughenour, “You don’t have to worry; the governor’s office is involved.” Coughenour would later state that he had no reservations about taking the assignment, as “we were under the assumption that we were protected by the Governor of the State of Georgia.” During the same meeting, Coughenour reported that Bobby Kahn entered Brooks’ office and gave Coughenour four tickets valued at $250 apiece to an upcoming Barnes fundraiser, saying “If you can handle this, we’d really appreciate it,” now meaning the situation in Eatonton. Kahn later denied that this happened, however the tickets were found in Coughenour’s possession when he was later arrested. Kahn did later confirm that he gave a copy of the Brooks letter to Barnes along with one of Coughenour’s business cards during a briefing with Governor Barnes about the Putnam County situation.
On the day prior to the hearing, June 28, 1999, Barnes took a more proactive stance in protection of York and the Nuwaubians. I spoke with Eatonton attorney Frank Ford who was the attorney representing Putnam County in the case. He told me that at about 4:00 PM on the 28th he received a call from Barnes. I asked him if he felt that Barnes was trying to intimidate him at all and he said that the whole conversation was an attempt to get Ford to cancel the hearing and in Ford’s words, “Barnes used strong arm tactics” to do so. Ford said Barnes told him, ‘You need to call it off!’” Ford refused to cooperate with the former Governor and would later say, “Can you imagine, the Governor of the State of Georgia calling a lawyer in one of the 159 counties in the state on a zoning matter?” I can’t imagine it either Mr. Ford.
Barnes would also call Sheriff Sills on that day according to Mr. Ford. Sheriff Sills was unavailable for comment as he is working on a case right now, but has agreed to answer my questions about this which I will relay to you in my next column; however here is a portion of a letter written by Sheriff Sills to Milton Nix who was the director of the GBI, just before the hearing on June 29th that will sum up the feelings that the Sheriff has towards our former Governor and his treatment of the case. Sills wrote, “I have the distinct impression that there is at least some reluctance on the part of the executive branch of the state government and its law enforcement personnel in providing assistance here in Putnam County.” He went on to tell Nix how “appalled” he was that there were leaks coming from the Governor’s office regarding a meeting about the situation in Eatonton that Sills had on June 24th in the Governor’s office with Representative Brooks, Bobby Kahn, Penny Brown-Reynolds, who was legal counsel to the governor, and two GBI agents. (According to Bill Osinksi’s book, Barnes had left the office for other business.)
In a few weeks, Georgians will have the opportunity to re-hire Roy Barnes as our Governor. I urge you all to read this column and decide for yourself if he deserves another chance to be our Governor. As I have said, I will continue this column next time with my interview with Sheriff Howard Sills and other facts involving former Governor Barnes and this case. Keep something in mind, then-Attorney General John Ashcroft gave Sheriff Sills a citation for his management of the Nuwaubian case and Max Wood wrote to me that, “there are very few Sheriffs in the country who could have handled a situation like this. Howard Sills deserves every accolade he has received in this matter.” Georgians fired Roy Barnes.
Send In the Clowns: Roy Barnes, Tyrone Brooks, Floyd Griffin and Malachi York - Part 2
By Bill Knowles, Friday October 15, 2010
When I started writing the first part of this column almost a month ago I knew very little about the inner workings of the Malachi York arrest several years ago in Putnam County. Of course I remembered the pyramids in Eatonton on Shady Dale Rd., York’s sensational trial and subsequent conviction. I assumed what most people who looked at this on the surface assumed: law enforcement got the bad guy and our legal system convicted him, all working in perfect harmony. It’s a safe assumption as no law enforcement officers were hurt, the suspect was arrested without incident and put in jail unharmed and the rest of the cult dissipated. What I did not know was the role, or lack of a role as turned out to be the case, that former Governor Roy Barnes played in the saga.
As you read in my last column, then-Governor Barnes stood by and did absolutely nothing to help in the arrest of York by Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills, though Sills on repeated occasions asked for Barnes’ help. Sills would at one point even send Barnes a copy of GA Law 45-12-30 which explains the powers the Governor has to prevent violence and maintain order. Barnes apparently chose to ignore it. Though I had read the accounts of the interactions between Sills and Barnes & company in Bill Osinski’s book “Ungodly”, I wanted to hear it for myself, so I contacted Sheriff Sills. After a couple of weeks of email and phone tag, we got together a few days ago for a fantastic discussion.
First and foremost, I wanted to know if Sheriff Sills had read “Ungodly” which in fact he had. I then asked him if it was factual to the best of his knowledge. He told me that “although it’s been several years since I read it, I don’t recall anything in it that wasn’t 100% true.” Since I had used “Ungodly” as the basis for my articles, that was great to hear! I then asked him what he meant by a comment he made in a 2003 Macon Telegraph article in which he called Roy Barnes a “political whore”. Sills responded very candidly when he said, “I was very supportive of Roy when he was a State Senator. He was the ideal legislator. But he was a much better legislator than a Governor. That (expletive deleted) was more interested in maintaining the support from his base of voters that he was in protecting the public safety of the people of Georgia. People forget that before anything else, the Governor is the chief law enforcement officer of the state. Barnes forgot that too; seems like after his election he didn’t give a damn about a Sheriff from a little county like ours.”
Sills went on to tell me that he had written a letter to Governor Barnes March 9, 1999 in which he asked for a personal meeting with him to discuss the situation in Eatonton. In the letter, which I have read, Sills reports to Barnes that he has written a letter to then Director of the FBI Louis Freeh on May 4,1998, then tells Barnes that the Nuwaubians have “repeatedly attacked and slandered my office and me personally for the last eleven months.” He enclosed a copy of the letter to Freeh, along with proof of the slanderous writings of the Nuwaubians. I also have obtained a copy of the letter to Freeh. Sills not only states his concern about the activities of the Nuwaubians, but also states that he is aware of the “extensive criminal activity by members of this group when it was headquartered in Brooklyn. These activities included bank robbery, murder, arson and extortion.” Sheriff Sills’ source for this information was an FBI intelligence report. Sills then went on to tell Freeh that he was “frequently called by the parents of people that are moving here from all over the nation. The parents are extremely concerned about the safety of their children.” At the end of the Freeh letter, Sills begs, “I implore you to direct the full resources of the bureau in investigating this group as I feel their activities not only represent a threat to our community, but represent a threat to the nation itself.” (It has to be remembered that this letter was written while the memory of Waco and Ruby Ridge was still very fresh in the minds of everyone.) Sills told me that “at least the FBI answered my letter. They never really got on the train, but they did answer. Barnes didn’t.”
The next letter Sheriff Sills wrote to Barnes is dated June 20, 1999. He again tells Barnes of his concerns York, the Tama-Re compound and how York has violated or ignored county zoning ordinances. What interests me about this letter is the mention of former State Senator Floyd Griffin. (Griffin is also the former mayor of Milledgeville and is currently running against incumbent Johnny Grant for his old seat back.) Sills sent Barnes a copy of a Nuwaubian newspaper in which there were pictures of Griffin at a Nuwaubian event held on Tama-Re. One picture had Griffin standing directly next to York. Sills then went on to tell Barnes that Griffin attempted to “intervene in support of York and his group early on during the county’s problems,” while Griffin was still a State Senator, and that he went to Griffin and told him that “I didn’t think he was fully cognizant of York’s background and offered to share with him the law enforcement intelligence we had gathered. Mr. Griffin’s response to me, and I quote, was ‘I don’t want or care what intelligence you have.’ Although I was never impressed with Griffin during his tenure in the senate, I was completely shocked that he was openly supporting an individual who was not only a convicted felon, but was conspicuously subversive and advocating sedition.” Further in the letter it is revealed that Barnes is “seriously considering” Griffin for the job as Adjutant General for Georgia. Sills then writes to Barnes “to think that Floyd Griffin could be in direct command of all the military forces of our state is at the least frightening.” (Emphasis added by Sheriff Sills.) I agree Sheriff! (Are you reading Senator Grant???) But what is even more frightening is that Governor Barnes was even considering this clown for that job. (As you can tell, I added him to our list in the title…) Evidently someone had good sense somewhere down the road as Adjutant General isn’t listed on Griffin’s website as one of his positions. I hope the people of the 25th District in Georgia will have the same good sense and keep him unemployed.
Getting back to Barnes, I asked Sheriff Sills if he thought that Ed Coughenour’s story was true (Please refer to Part one) and if he felt that Governor Barnes knew that Coughenour was being dispatched to “keep the order in Putnam County.” Sills told me that he had no reason not to believe Coughenour, especially since phone records showed that there were several calls made between Coughenour and the Governor’s office and that when Sills had searched Coughenour’s home, the tickets to a Barnes fundraiser were found. Sills told me he couldn’t be sure that Barnes knew, but “Penny Brown-Reynolds damn sure knew.” Brown-Reynolds was Barnes Chief Counsel and is now a star of a Judge Judy type of show.
I thought I’d dig a little deeper about Coughenour, so I called him. Unfortunately, the number that I had wasn’t working. But Facebook is an amazing thing and within an hour I was on the phone with him. I asked him how he got involved in the Putnam County situation. He told me that he was at a community meeting trying to legitimize his “Georgia Rangers” and there was some city representative there. The representative suggested a meeting with Tyrone Brooks. It was at that first meeting when Bobby Kahn, Barnes’ Chief of Staff, gave him those tickets. Coughenour told me, “I didn’t even know what the damn things were. I didn’t even know who Roy Barnes was. I wasn’t into political things.” I then told him Barnes was running for Governor again. After he got done laughing, he told me that he didn’t have “any political axe to grind with Barnes. I can give a shit less if he wins or loses. I didn’t even know he was running again.” At the meeting with Brooks, Coughenour told him that he would need some type of letter of introduction or letter of authority if he were going to go to Eatonton, which of course he received. (Again, see part one.) He was also told if any problems came up to call Penny Brown-Reynolds and she would handle it.
When Coughenour went to Eatonton and met Sheriff Sills he told me that he felt the situation was much different than he had been led to believe. He was told that Sills was a “cracker” who was out to divide the races of Putnam County. He in turn called Brown-Reynolds and requested a meeting with the GBI. The meeting happened later that day when, in Coughenour’s words, “five or six GBI agents showed up.” When he went to voice his concerns, he did not realize that then deputy director of the GBI Vernon Keenan would be at the meeting, but he was. (Keenan is now the Director of the GBI.) In a 2007 interview with Bill Osinski, Keenan confirmed Coughenour’s account of what happened. The thing that is amazing to me is that the “Georgia Rangers” got considerable help from the Governor’s office but Sills couldn’t. Keep in mind that Coughenour was and is a convicted felon. But HE had the blessings of Governor Barnes and his administration. Sheriff Sills didn’t.
There were several other things that came out in the various interviews that I conducted that I could not verify, though I tried REALLY hard, and have chosen not to reveal. I’m not Bob Woodward or Carl Bernstein. I am however, concerned for my state. I’m concerned that my state will go back into the well of copperas water known as Roy Barnes and drink from it again knowing that it is poisonous. I have shown that Barnes lacks the judgment to govern our state and has allowed himself to be led by the likes of people like Tyrone Brooks, yet ignore the pleas of a decorated law enforcement official, all in the name of votes. Sheriff Sills told me he wouldn’t trust Barnes to “investigate the robbery of a cracker machine” and Ed Coughenour stated that “if the people of Georgia want to reelect Roy Barnes and his entourage they are destined to repeat the past.” I agree wholeheartedly with both.
Former Governor Barnes has been very apologetic in his advertisements telling Georgians that he has learned from his mistakes and that he should have listened more. Some funny things have happened since Barnes started his “Magical Mystery ‘Forgive Me?’ Tour”: he’s called Sheriff Sills three times and has also sent his peeps to try and set up a meeting between the two of them. I find it amazing how the Sheriff has heard more from Barnes now during an election than he ever did throughout the times that Sills needed him the most.
ADDENDUM: In my conversation with Ed Coughenour, I asked him who in the Governor's office he had contacted, as there were phone records indicating that he had called there several times. He said the only person he ever called in the Governor's office was Penny Brown-Reynolds, Barnes' chief counsel.
*Bill Knowles is a lifelong Conservative who got his first taste of the political process at age 9 and has been hooked ever since. Bill has held campaign positions for various local, state and national candidates including President Ronald Reagan, Steve Forbes, and Senator Fred Thompson. Bill writes a bi-weekly column for The 11th Hour Magazine. He and his family live in Macon, Georgia.
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Send In The Clowns: Roy Barnes, Tyrone Brooks and Malachi York
by *Bill Knowles, Tuesday, October 12, 2010
The Republican Governors’ race of 2010 has been a wild and crazy ride for me. I have chosen not to write about it up until this point as to begin with I was very heavily involved with one campaign. That candidate lost in the primary and now the runoff is history, and I am supporting former Congressman Nathan Deal. Although I have worked for and with other candidates, each candidate has different ideas, platforms and personalities, but they all have one thing in common: In my opinion, they are all better for the people of Georgia than former Governor Roy Barnes. I do not say that half-heartedly or with reservation for a host of different reasons, but the one I have the greatest concern about I’ll be sharing with you in this column. Is it the Georgia flag that he rammed down the throats of Georgians? No. Is it the fact that Georgia was 50th in the nation in education during the Barnes Administration? No. The reason that I cannot even think about another four years of Roy Barnes in the Governor’s Mansion on West Paces Ferry has to do with one person that most Middle Georgians will remember very well: Malachi York, convicted child molester.
For those of you who don’t remember Dwight ‘Malachi’ York, I’ll give you a quick recap of his colorful life. (Much of this is taken from the book “Ungodly” by Bill Osinski, a former writer for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.) York moved to Eatonton in the early 1990’s and built the Nuwaubian compound called Tama-Re, flush with Egyptian-styled pyramids and armed security. Before leaving his home in New York, York had been a singer with the group Passion, a member of the Black Panthers, plead guilty to raping a 13-year old girl, spent three years in prison for assault, possession of a dangerous weapon and resisting arrest, and had been being convicted of getting a passport with a forged birth certificate. In 1997, York tried to add a nightclub called “Club Ramses” to his existing “empire” when, it was discovered that several building codes had been violated and that no one had obtained a building permit. The Nuwaubians were less than hospitable to the county’s building inspector Dean Adams to say the least. Adams in turn felt it necessary to ask Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills to join him in trying to enforce the code and talk to the builders of the Nuwaubian nightclub. Sills was met with the same hospitality. Eventually, the nightclub would open and Sills would end up shutting it down for the various code violations and an inspection by a fire marshal that deemed it a fire-trap. Let’s fast forward to 1999 when a hearing was set to enforce all of the codes and regulations that York either ignored or did not comply with in building Tama-Re. What would happen in the months and days preceding the court hearing were strange to say the least, especially since each weird event involved former Governor Roy Barnes.
In March of 1999 Sheriff Sills forwarded a letter to then Governor Barnes telling him the problems that he was having with York and the Nuwaubians and warned him about information he had collected about York while in New York prior to his move to Eatonton and wrote to the former Governor that “information we have obtained in the last several months is even worse.” Sills went on to report to Barnes that he believed that the Nuwaubians were trying “to racially divide the citizenry of this county.” He then went on to request a personal meeting with the Governor which fell upon deaf ears mainly due to the fact that Barnes was relying on State Representative Tyrone Brooks of Atlanta for his information regarding York and the Nuwaubians. In a 2007 interview Barnes’ chief of staff Bobby Kahn stated that Barnes was “taking his cues” about York from Brooks; and for good reason, as far as Barnes was concerned: Barnes won the African-American vote by a landslide when he was elected in 1998 and Brooks was one of his biggest supporters. Further, Brooks is and was extremely influential as he is the President of the Georgia Association of Black Officials as well as being a very active member of the Georgia Legislative Black Caucus and according to Brooks’ website “he works every day in the movement towards full political empowerment of African-Americans in the ‘American Body Politic’ trying to register and educate 600,000 unregistered African-Americans in Georgia.” I forgot to mention that Brooks was a very frequent visitor to Tama-Re as well as several GBI agents who used the facilities to fish. Sills would feel it unwise to relay any information to the GBI as he felt there would be leaks back to Brooks for this reason. I asked the former U. S. Attorney Max Wood who prosecuted York if he felt that Sills was justified in not involving the GBI. Wood wrote that “Sheriff Sills probably had the right hunch to keep the GBI out of the loop on this one. He apparently feared that Barnes would interject himself into an investigation at the behest of Brooks. We will never know what might have happened.” (Brooks would later write in an article in the June 22, 2002 issue of The Macon Telegraph, that Sills’ conduct as a law enforcement agent was “insulting and disgraceful” yet told how much of a pleasure it was to work with the Nuwaubians as they lived in “peace and harmony—no cussing, no fussing, no drugs, no alcohol, no tobacco products”. In the same article he would again slam Sills and presumably Max Wood when he writes that he is “tired of unscrupulous white politicians riding the wave of victory on the backs of minorities.” (He could have been talking about his buddy Roy Barnes. He also forgot that the only people being oppressed by York were African-Americans.) Instead of the cooperation from Governor Barnes that Sheriff Sills looked for, Sills was asked, “My God, Howard! Are you going to kill people over building permits?” It was clear to Sills that Barnes put politics over anything else. Apparently Barnes took the word of Brooks in lieu of the local Sheriff who had been investigating the situation. In a January 26, 2003 article in the Macon Telegraph, Sills called Barnes a “political whore”; and for good reason as explained in this article.
A court date was set for June 29, 1999 to decide the code violations and ordinances broken or ignored by the Nuwaubians and Malachi York. A few weeks prior to that, a group of “Georgia Rangers” showed up in Eatonton to help keep order if necessary. Their leader, “Major” Ed Coughenour, himself on parole from North Carolina for embezzlement, had a letter with him given to him by Representative Brooks that stated, “Indeed we are very concerned that county officials in Putnam are trying to force the Nuwaubians into a violent confrontation. Whatever your agency can do to convince the county to just let these people live in peace will certainly be in the best interest of Ga.” And it was signed by the Representative himself. Later, Coughenour and Brooks would have a face-to-face meeting in which Brooks told him that “a white cracker sheriff (is) messing with the Nuwaubians”, and then made it “very clear that the governor’s office was behind them,” meaning Coughenour’s Rangers. He then told Coughenour, “You don’t have to worry; the governor’s office is involved.” Coughenour would later state that he had no reservations about taking the assignment, as “we were under the assumption that we were protected by the Governor of the State of Georgia.” During the same meeting, Coughenour reported that Bobby Kahn entered Brooks’ office and gave Coughenour four tickets valued at $250 apiece to an upcoming Barnes fundraiser, saying “If you can handle this, we’d really appreciate it,” now meaning the situation in Eatonton. Kahn later denied that this happened, however the tickets were found in Coughenour’s possession when he was later arrested. Kahn did later confirm that he gave a copy of the Brooks letter to Barnes along with one of Coughenour’s business cards during a briefing with Governor Barnes about the Putnam County situation.
On the day prior to the hearing, June 28, 1999, Barnes took a more proactive stance in protection of York and the Nuwaubians. I spoke with Eatonton attorney Frank Ford who was the attorney representing Putnam County in the case. He told me that at about 4:00 PM on the 28th he received a call from Barnes. I asked him if he felt that Barnes was trying to intimidate him at all and he said that the whole conversation was an attempt to get Ford to cancel the hearing and in Ford’s words, “Barnes used strong arm tactics” to do so. Ford said Barnes told him, ‘You need to call it off!’” Ford refused to cooperate with the former Governor and would later say, “Can you imagine, the Governor of the State of Georgia calling a lawyer in one of the 159 counties in the state on a zoning matter?” I can’t imagine it either Mr. Ford.
Barnes would also call Sheriff Sills on that day according to Mr. Ford. Sheriff Sills was unavailable for comment as he is working on a case right now, but has agreed to answer my questions about this which I will relay to you in my next column; however here is a portion of a letter written by Sheriff Sills to Milton Nix who was the director of the GBI, just before the hearing on June 29th that will sum up the feelings that the Sheriff has towards our former Governor and his treatment of the case. Sills wrote, “I have the distinct impression that there is at least some reluctance on the part of the executive branch of the state government and its law enforcement personnel in providing assistance here in Putnam County.” He went on to tell Nix how “appalled” he was that there were leaks coming from the Governor’s office regarding a meeting about the situation in Eatonton that Sills had on June 24th in the Governor’s office with Representative Brooks, Bobby Kahn, Penny Brown-Reynolds, who was legal counsel to the governor, and two GBI agents. (According to Bill Osinksi’s book, Barnes had left the office for other business.)
In a few weeks, Georgians will have the opportunity to re-hire Roy Barnes as our Governor. I urge you all to read this column and decide for yourself if he deserves another chance to be our Governor. As I have said, I will continue this column next time with my interview with Sheriff Howard Sills and other facts involving former Governor Barnes and this case. Keep something in mind, then-Attorney General John Ashcroft gave Sheriff Sills a citation for his management of the Nuwaubian case and Max Wood wrote to me that, “there are very few Sheriffs in the country who could have handled a situation like this. Howard Sills deserves every accolade he has received in this matter.” Georgians fired Roy Barnes.
Send In the Clowns: Roy Barnes, Tyrone Brooks, Floyd Griffin and Malachi York - Part 2
By Bill Knowles, Friday October 15, 2010
When I started writing the first part of this column almost a month ago I knew very little about the inner workings of the Malachi York arrest several years ago in Putnam County. Of course I remembered the pyramids in Eatonton on Shady Dale Rd., York’s sensational trial and subsequent conviction. I assumed what most people who looked at this on the surface assumed: law enforcement got the bad guy and our legal system convicted him, all working in perfect harmony. It’s a safe assumption as no law enforcement officers were hurt, the suspect was arrested without incident and put in jail unharmed and the rest of the cult dissipated. What I did not know was the role, or lack of a role as turned out to be the case, that former Governor Roy Barnes played in the saga.
As you read in my last column, then-Governor Barnes stood by and did absolutely nothing to help in the arrest of York by Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills, though Sills on repeated occasions asked for Barnes’ help. Sills would at one point even send Barnes a copy of GA Law 45-12-30 which explains the powers the Governor has to prevent violence and maintain order. Barnes apparently chose to ignore it. Though I had read the accounts of the interactions between Sills and Barnes & company in Bill Osinski’s book “Ungodly”, I wanted to hear it for myself, so I contacted Sheriff Sills. After a couple of weeks of email and phone tag, we got together a few days ago for a fantastic discussion.
First and foremost, I wanted to know if Sheriff Sills had read “Ungodly” which in fact he had. I then asked him if it was factual to the best of his knowledge. He told me that “although it’s been several years since I read it, I don’t recall anything in it that wasn’t 100% true.” Since I had used “Ungodly” as the basis for my articles, that was great to hear! I then asked him what he meant by a comment he made in a 2003 Macon Telegraph article in which he called Roy Barnes a “political whore”. Sills responded very candidly when he said, “I was very supportive of Roy when he was a State Senator. He was the ideal legislator. But he was a much better legislator than a Governor. That (expletive deleted) was more interested in maintaining the support from his base of voters that he was in protecting the public safety of the people of Georgia. People forget that before anything else, the Governor is the chief law enforcement officer of the state. Barnes forgot that too; seems like after his election he didn’t give a damn about a Sheriff from a little county like ours.”
Sills went on to tell me that he had written a letter to Governor Barnes March 9, 1999 in which he asked for a personal meeting with him to discuss the situation in Eatonton. In the letter, which I have read, Sills reports to Barnes that he has written a letter to then Director of the FBI Louis Freeh on May 4,1998, then tells Barnes that the Nuwaubians have “repeatedly attacked and slandered my office and me personally for the last eleven months.” He enclosed a copy of the letter to Freeh, along with proof of the slanderous writings of the Nuwaubians. I also have obtained a copy of the letter to Freeh. Sills not only states his concern about the activities of the Nuwaubians, but also states that he is aware of the “extensive criminal activity by members of this group when it was headquartered in Brooklyn. These activities included bank robbery, murder, arson and extortion.” Sheriff Sills’ source for this information was an FBI intelligence report. Sills then went on to tell Freeh that he was “frequently called by the parents of people that are moving here from all over the nation. The parents are extremely concerned about the safety of their children.” At the end of the Freeh letter, Sills begs, “I implore you to direct the full resources of the bureau in investigating this group as I feel their activities not only represent a threat to our community, but represent a threat to the nation itself.” (It has to be remembered that this letter was written while the memory of Waco and Ruby Ridge was still very fresh in the minds of everyone.) Sills told me that “at least the FBI answered my letter. They never really got on the train, but they did answer. Barnes didn’t.”
The next letter Sheriff Sills wrote to Barnes is dated June 20, 1999. He again tells Barnes of his concerns York, the Tama-Re compound and how York has violated or ignored county zoning ordinances. What interests me about this letter is the mention of former State Senator Floyd Griffin. (Griffin is also the former mayor of Milledgeville and is currently running against incumbent Johnny Grant for his old seat back.) Sills sent Barnes a copy of a Nuwaubian newspaper in which there were pictures of Griffin at a Nuwaubian event held on Tama-Re. One picture had Griffin standing directly next to York. Sills then went on to tell Barnes that Griffin attempted to “intervene in support of York and his group early on during the county’s problems,” while Griffin was still a State Senator, and that he went to Griffin and told him that “I didn’t think he was fully cognizant of York’s background and offered to share with him the law enforcement intelligence we had gathered. Mr. Griffin’s response to me, and I quote, was ‘I don’t want or care what intelligence you have.’ Although I was never impressed with Griffin during his tenure in the senate, I was completely shocked that he was openly supporting an individual who was not only a convicted felon, but was conspicuously subversive and advocating sedition.” Further in the letter it is revealed that Barnes is “seriously considering” Griffin for the job as Adjutant General for Georgia. Sills then writes to Barnes “to think that Floyd Griffin could be in direct command of all the military forces of our state is at the least frightening.” (Emphasis added by Sheriff Sills.) I agree Sheriff! (Are you reading Senator Grant???) But what is even more frightening is that Governor Barnes was even considering this clown for that job. (As you can tell, I added him to our list in the title…) Evidently someone had good sense somewhere down the road as Adjutant General isn’t listed on Griffin’s website as one of his positions. I hope the people of the 25th District in Georgia will have the same good sense and keep him unemployed.
Getting back to Barnes, I asked Sheriff Sills if he thought that Ed Coughenour’s story was true (Please refer to Part one) and if he felt that Governor Barnes knew that Coughenour was being dispatched to “keep the order in Putnam County.” Sills told me that he had no reason not to believe Coughenour, especially since phone records showed that there were several calls made between Coughenour and the Governor’s office and that when Sills had searched Coughenour’s home, the tickets to a Barnes fundraiser were found. Sills told me he couldn’t be sure that Barnes knew, but “Penny Brown-Reynolds damn sure knew.” Brown-Reynolds was Barnes Chief Counsel and is now a star of a Judge Judy type of show.
I thought I’d dig a little deeper about Coughenour, so I called him. Unfortunately, the number that I had wasn’t working. But Facebook is an amazing thing and within an hour I was on the phone with him. I asked him how he got involved in the Putnam County situation. He told me that he was at a community meeting trying to legitimize his “Georgia Rangers” and there was some city representative there. The representative suggested a meeting with Tyrone Brooks. It was at that first meeting when Bobby Kahn, Barnes’ Chief of Staff, gave him those tickets. Coughenour told me, “I didn’t even know what the damn things were. I didn’t even know who Roy Barnes was. I wasn’t into political things.” I then told him Barnes was running for Governor again. After he got done laughing, he told me that he didn’t have “any political axe to grind with Barnes. I can give a shit less if he wins or loses. I didn’t even know he was running again.” At the meeting with Brooks, Coughenour told him that he would need some type of letter of introduction or letter of authority if he were going to go to Eatonton, which of course he received. (Again, see part one.) He was also told if any problems came up to call Penny Brown-Reynolds and she would handle it.
When Coughenour went to Eatonton and met Sheriff Sills he told me that he felt the situation was much different than he had been led to believe. He was told that Sills was a “cracker” who was out to divide the races of Putnam County. He in turn called Brown-Reynolds and requested a meeting with the GBI. The meeting happened later that day when, in Coughenour’s words, “five or six GBI agents showed up.” When he went to voice his concerns, he did not realize that then deputy director of the GBI Vernon Keenan would be at the meeting, but he was. (Keenan is now the Director of the GBI.) In a 2007 interview with Bill Osinski, Keenan confirmed Coughenour’s account of what happened. The thing that is amazing to me is that the “Georgia Rangers” got considerable help from the Governor’s office but Sills couldn’t. Keep in mind that Coughenour was and is a convicted felon. But HE had the blessings of Governor Barnes and his administration. Sheriff Sills didn’t.
There were several other things that came out in the various interviews that I conducted that I could not verify, though I tried REALLY hard, and have chosen not to reveal. I’m not Bob Woodward or Carl Bernstein. I am however, concerned for my state. I’m concerned that my state will go back into the well of copperas water known as Roy Barnes and drink from it again knowing that it is poisonous. I have shown that Barnes lacks the judgment to govern our state and has allowed himself to be led by the likes of people like Tyrone Brooks, yet ignore the pleas of a decorated law enforcement official, all in the name of votes. Sheriff Sills told me he wouldn’t trust Barnes to “investigate the robbery of a cracker machine” and Ed Coughenour stated that “if the people of Georgia want to reelect Roy Barnes and his entourage they are destined to repeat the past.” I agree wholeheartedly with both.
Former Governor Barnes has been very apologetic in his advertisements telling Georgians that he has learned from his mistakes and that he should have listened more. Some funny things have happened since Barnes started his “Magical Mystery ‘Forgive Me?’ Tour”: he’s called Sheriff Sills three times and has also sent his peeps to try and set up a meeting between the two of them. I find it amazing how the Sheriff has heard more from Barnes now during an election than he ever did throughout the times that Sills needed him the most.
ADDENDUM: In my conversation with Ed Coughenour, I asked him who in the Governor's office he had contacted, as there were phone records indicating that he had called there several times. He said the only person he ever called in the Governor's office was Penny Brown-Reynolds, Barnes' chief counsel.
*Bill Knowles is a lifelong Conservative who got his first taste of the political process at age 9 and has been hooked ever since. Bill has held campaign positions for various local, state and national candidates including President Ronald Reagan, Steve Forbes, and Senator Fred Thompson. Bill writes a bi-weekly column for The 11th Hour Magazine. He and his family live in Macon, Georgia.
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