TOLERANCE...

I am truly perplexed that so many are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs and other establishments be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) The Turban Cowboy.

The other will be a topless bar called You Mecca Me Hot.

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that have an open bar-b-que pork rib restaurant called Iraq o' Ribs.

Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. It will be called Victoria Has No Secrets .

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an adult toy shop called Kor-anal Knowledge, its name in flashing neon lights,

On the other side a liquor store, maybe call it Mohammered.

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance, too! What a wonderful world it would be.

Problem solved. If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good plan, pass it on. Please let me know what you think.