WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay

down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is

the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for

English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I
was suicidal..

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......