YOU MAY BE MUSLIM...

This is straight forward country thinking...................................

1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim

2.. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

3.. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

4.. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

5.. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

6.. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim

7.. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

8.. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

9.. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.

You may be a Muslim