TWO PROSTITUES..

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

sign on top of their car which said:


Two Prostitutes - $50.00.


A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and

told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer,

'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled,

'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:





















Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter --$50