Tuesday, August 2, 2011

ONE EVENING IN A BAR...

Having already downed a few power drinks, a beautiful young lady turns around and faces the fellow next to her looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your
place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it...

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

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