Monday, December 19, 2011

"FATHER OF THE YEAR"

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats
a woman sitting across the aisle
leaned Over to him and asked,
"Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints."
DAMN, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT FAST!
Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything that made you smile.

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