BRAIN SURGERY...

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor
came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your
loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay
for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a time,someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Democrat's
brain; $200 for a Republican's brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually
had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the
Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally
blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the
Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to
the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We
price the Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."

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